slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:
phinflynn:

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.
(via kevajuice)
thed3vilssmile:
what most people think being gay is:
- having a higher/lower voice for your gender
- acting more femine/masculine
- wanting to be more like the opposite gender
- being rude
- teaching children how to be gay
- setting a bad example
- ruining good family values
what being gay really is
- liking the same gender as you
(Source: clown-dick, via kevajuice)
alexander from u-kiss once does this hand gesture because it looks like a fox
and fox is rather similar to wolf right
now look at suho and kai doing the fox hand sign too at dream concert
are they hinting that wolf is their comeback song or what
this is just my analysis not a confirmed news
@BOOBSHA_
wolfize:
advantages of being a boy:
- your boobs don’t get in the way
- no period
- your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
- no childbirth
- penises are fun
- shirts always fit over your chest
- you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
- you store less fat
advantages of being a girl:
- can use your bra as an extra pocket
what
(Source: ad0lf-hipster, via weeeface)
ssteampunkachu:
ehretha:
A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.
holy shit that’s really rad
(via raspsberryrush13)